crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

freefall-from-heaven:

majorsarcasm19:

pudding-for-hiddles:

THERE WAS A MAN ON BBC NEWS CALLED DR JOHN HOLMES.

DR.

JOHN.

HOLMES.

Well someone’s parents shipped it like Fedex.

I ship so fast they call me DHL

Best week ever.
Random beach trip, Pedro land, copious amounts of alcohol, suntans, good music, great friends, grilling out, long drives, and graduation. And Calebs skate team just got invited to a competition in atlanta this june! Then Say Anything/Eisley will be in Carrboro. I got a feeling this is going to be a great summer.

claydols:

who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed